BULL MARKET DIET

Description

Winter is coming, heating bills are high, and you obviously decided to buy the dip instead of paying the electric company. It's time to put on your survival armor. When the charts are pumping but your traditional bank account is on life support, this ultra-comfortable hoodie is your best friend. Featuring the most expensive bowl of Web3 ramen chaotically drawn in MS Paint style, this hoodie will keep you warm while you sip the salty broth of your 42nd consecutive instant soup. Generational wealth requires sacrifices.

Specs

Material

80% ring-spun cotton · 20% polyester

Fit

Drop shoulders · relaxed fit

Print

DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant

Care

Cold wash 30°C · low-temp dry

Certifications

OEKO-TEX Std 100 · WRAP · FLA

Fulfillment

Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

+ Size guide