// Gifts for the rekt trader in your life Crypto
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Finding a gift for a crypto trader is hard. Finding one that's actually funny, wearable, and ships worldwide in under two weeks is harder. We solved that. Every design in this gift guide is a specific emotional moment every trader will recognize immediately — from the eternal optimism of Wen Lambo to the resigned wisdom of This Is Fine.
T-shirts from €24.99 Hoodies from €39.99 Ships in 3–5 days Worldwide delivery
Best sellers — the ones they'll actually wear
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THE UNSEEN hoodie
€46
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BUY THE DIP hoodie
€46
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THIS IS FINE hoodie
€46
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TRUST THE DEV tee
€25
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WEN LAMBO tee
€25
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CRUDE SLOTS tee
€25
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THE FLAMING DICE hoodie
€46
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BULL MARKET DIET tee
€25
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PLAN ₿ tee
€25
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OFFICIAL CREST hoodie
€46
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SMART MONEY tee
€25
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TO THE MOON tee
€25
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Gift guide
For the Bitcoin maximalist
Someone who has strong opinions about sound money, hates central banks, and DCA's every week regardless of price.
→ The Unseen Hoodie (Satoshi tribute)→ Plan ₿ Hoodie
→ Stacking Sats Hoodie
For the active trader
Someone who checks charts at 3am, has opinions on RSI divergences, and has definitely panic-sold at least once.
→ Buy The Dip Hoodie→ Crude Slots Tee
→ This Is Fine Hoodie
For the degen
100x leverage, memecoins at 2am, has "NGMI" and "WAGMI" both tattooed somewhere ironic.
→ Wen Lambo Tee→ Trust The Dev Tee
→ The Flaming Dice Hoodie