SMART MONEY

Description

Spending your nights wallet-tracking whales and copy-trading "visionary" influencers? This waxy crayon design is a tribute to our favorite sport: buying the absolute top just because a guy with a blue checkmark said it was the next big thing. A cynical reminder that "Smart Money" is perfectly capable of walking straight off a cliff, with you right behind them. Logistics note: Surgically printed on our white, black, and red blanks, currently in stock.

Specs

Material

100% ring-spun cotton (garment-dyed)

Fit

Unisex relaxed · tubular knit (no side seam)

Print

DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant

Care

Cold wash 30°C · low-temp dry · no bleach

Origin

Made in Honduras · double-needle stitching

Fulfillment

Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

+ Size guide