OFFICIAL CREST

Description

Here is the official coat of arms of our brotherhood. Make no mistake: this shield isn't there to protect your capital from a crash; it's there to sanctify the giant red candle that just destroyed it. Drawn in waxy crayon with the exact same precision as your technical analysis, this is the standard-issue uniform for any certified member of the club.

Specs

Material

100% ring-spun cotton (garment-dyed)

Fit

Unisex relaxed · tubular knit (no side seam)

Print

DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant

Care

Cold wash 30°C · low-temp dry · no bleach

Origin

Made in Honduras · double-needle stitching

Fulfillment

Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

+ Size guide